I don’t even know what to say. Who steals a cow?
Cow thieves, that’s who.
I would imagine cow thieves typically operate under the cover of darkness, however. Maybe they bring a trailer to put the cow in. Not really sure because I’ve never stolen a cow.
These clowns steal cows in the middle of the day and they just jam it in the backseat of their car.
All in 60 seconds!
Unfortunately for them, and fortunately for us, it was all caught on camera.