The X-Men Trilogy Honest Trailer


It’s another honest trailer from Screen Junkies. This time, the original X-Men trilogy.

Frankly, this one isn’t as funny as the previous ones, but it’s still better than anything else I’ve seen today. It effectively eviscerates the director of the third movie, Brett Ratner.

As for the X-Men movies themselves, well, I’ve totally lost interest. DON’T CAAAAAAAARE.

The first three movies were probably good enough. That first Wolverine movie was awful. The second one, I didn’t even bother to watch. First Class was alright. Michael Fassbender was an awesome Magneto. Jennifer Lawrence was an awful Mystique.

And the guy that played Xavier, well, let’s just say it made me happy when he got shot.

In other words, they could have done a better job with the casting in that movie. Now there’s a new one coming out where they seemingly jam the new cast in with the old cast. That can surely only turn out well…

You’ll have to tell me though, because I won’t be watching.