Who sports “Stainless stell thighs” and “cracks the toughest nuts!”???

Why its the Hillary Clinton nutcracker of course!

Work those thighs back into the white house. This might be the reason why Bill never strayed too far. Quite possibly THE toy of the 2008 election – A must for anyone on any side of politics! Her stainless steel thigh teeth will pulverize any nut that stands in her way to the Whitehouse.