Tom Brady’s College Resume was Just as Shitty as Yours

Tom Brady resume

Tom Brady, quarterback of the New England Patriots, husband of Giselle and all-around dreamboat, posted his college resume to Facebook this morning. And it’s just as shitty looking as your college resume was.

I mean, minus the quarterbacking Michigan part of it. You probably didn’t do that.

Young Tom had a bunch of crappy golf course experience and spent a summer at Merrill Lynch.

Now, you’re probably wondering why Tom Brady needed a resume. Because he was no sure-fire NFL prospect. Brady didn’t get drafted until the sixth round, which means NFL scouts didn’t think much of him.

Just think, if the Patriots hadn’t seen something in him, he could be working at your local golf course right now.

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