The Smelly Bacon Tuxedo
This is “Uncle Oinker’s Bacon Scented Bacon Print Tuxedo”. What a great name!
Its a tuxedo that is tailored from chemically treated latex print fabric and smells just like bacon cooking in the morning!
Now you can party in bacon, get married in bacon, the possibilities are endless (though i doubt you’ll be able to pull in it)
Its a snip at just $99