The Michael Jackson Coffee Scale

Every had a problem conveying to strangers how you want your coffee? Well, download this pdf, print it out and keep it in your wallet…then when someone asks “how do you take your coffee”, you can reply “I would like it Thriller please”

It’s very straightforward and everyone understands the scaling system.For example, if you want a black coffee you ask for a 1968 Jacko, if
you want it really milky you ask for a 2002 Jacko. If you like a splash
of milk, you ask for a 1984 Jacko. It couldnt be simpler!
Thanks Mr Daz!