The Family of Faggots
Meet the Doody family (no really). They have been crowned The Faggot Family in a national competition to raise the profile of the British delicacy (similar to meatballs but they include other questionable ingredients).
They will be touring the UK as part of National Faggot Week. (What marketing genius thought of that?)
“The great British faggot is full of flavour and a great belly warmer at this time of year.”
So they “fill a hole” so to speak?