Say Hello to Young, Pudgy Dork, Tom Brady
Oct29

Say Hello to Young, Pudgy Dork, Tom Brady

Yup. That’s New England Patriots quarterback and husband of Giselle, Tom Brady, as a young, basketball playing dork. What’s with the shit-eating grin, Tom? Brady posted this on Facebook to wish the Boston Celtics good luck on their new season, which they will probably totally suck at. So yeah, the headband was obviously Photoshopped on for that purpose. The rest is all young Brady. Something tells me he was thinking to...

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Tom Brady’s College Resume was Just as Shitty as Yours
Sep18

Tom Brady’s College Resume was Just as Shitty as Yours

Tom Brady, quarterback of the New England Patriots, husband of Giselle and all-around dreamboat, posted his college resume to Facebook this morning. And it’s just as shitty looking as your college resume was. I mean, minus the quarterbacking Michigan part of it. You probably didn’t do that. Young Tom had a bunch of crappy golf course experience and spent a summer at Merrill Lynch. Now, you’re probably wondering why...

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