Yoda Sings About Seagulls and Has a Message for Luke

I don’t quite know where to begin with this one. It’s the scene from Star Wars where Luke visits Yoda to do some Jedi training, except someone has gone and redubbed the words. Gone is talk about becoming a Jedi master. Instead, we get Yoda singing about seagulls and giving Luke a stern warning. The… Continue reading Yoda Sings About Seagulls and Has a Message for Luke

Here’s the Star Wars Episode VII Villain

This is allegedly the villain for Star Wars Episode VII. It was leaked and found online by Star Wars Underworld and later confirmed by a number of sources. His name is apparently Darth Simi and the character has already filmed scenes in London. That’s about all we know, other than what you can see in the… Continue reading Here’s the Star Wars Episode VII Villain

Darth Vader Car

Hot Wheels has gone and designed a Darth Vader car. Why? Because Comic-Con is going on right now and dorks love shit like this. People who go to Comic-Con would totally drive around in a Darth Vader car. You know, because it’s practical! The car is not just a show piece. It is indeed drivable.… Continue reading Darth Vader Car

Star Wars Spoiler

Yes, it is simplistic, but I couldn’t help but let out a hearty laugh when I saw this photo. This person has just ruined Star Wars for the five people on the planet who haven’t seen it yet. (These guys)

Video of Star Wars Storyboards Surely More Exciting Than Actual Storyboards

There’s a book coming out called Star Wars Storyboards, which is exactly that. A book of Star Wars storyboards from the original three films. Of course, they released a video to promote this. That video is surely a million times more exciting than actually looking at a book of Star Wars storyboards. Why? Well, because… Continue reading Video of Star Wars Storyboards Surely More Exciting Than Actual Storyboards

Han Solo Had to Shoot First

You probably know that Han Solo always shoots first. Why? Because he HAS TO shoot first. Also, George Lucas really needs your love. Actually, I think your money will suffice.