Dog is just chillin’, riding in the car, getting his groove on, minding his business. The he gets slapped and… DEATH STARE! Do not touch dog. Duly noted.
There is so, so much goodness in this it’s indescribable. You’ll just have to watch it. The part with the duck made me burst out in uproarious laughter. What I can tell you is the song is Hideaway by Kiesza. I have no idea who that is. I had to Shazam it. I can also… Continue reading Probably the Greatest Music Video Ever
I don’t know why I find this so funny, but I laughed my ass off when I saw it. Do you have ebola? Probably not. Feel free to whip yourself up into an irrational frenzy anyway, though.
So many possible types of families a kid can have these days… (this guy)
I’m not sure what the hell he’s saying, but it’s quite marvelous. At times, he sounds like a human yelling, which is comical. Apparently, that’s because he — his name is Jebediah — is in rut. I don’t really know anything about goats, but his owner says this happens every year when the weather starts… Continue reading This Goat Has Something to Tell You
The watermelon moves, the dog moves. Sneaky bastard. Like, what? Do you want some damn watermelon or what?
Dorkly asked, what if video games had an impossible mode. Because they’re dorks! Actually, they took a bunch of old school video games, which were next to impossible anyway, and then they made them even more impossible. Is that possible? Maybe not, but whatever. Where the hell is Gradius? I still haven’t beaten that damn… Continue reading Video Games with Impossible Mode
Mark Wahlberg, erstwhile Marky Mark, was watching the New England Patriots play on Sunday. He was sitting in owner Robert Kraft’s private box because that’s how Marky Mark rolls! Anyway, the Patriots scored and Wahlberg was clapping it up, but also totally dissing Kraft and his high-five attempt at the same time. Kraft has to awkwardly… Continue reading Mark Wahlberg High Five: Denied!
The denomination of the bills is way too small and the fact that they’re both US dollars and… something else, makes this photo lose a little of its luster, but hey, good effort anyway. Gangster Cat says be safe, have a good weekend and DON’T EVER CROSS ME.
Ah, drunk people… I don’t know where to go with that. But this… I’m also not sure how to explain it. Two drunk guys. Unrelated. One walking down the street trying to puke. The other pulling over in a car and violently puking and then driving away yelling something insane. Just a regular Saturday night… Continue reading Angry Drunk Vomit