Nut Shot!

There’s absolutely nothing funny about being kicked in the nuts. I know this. I’ve been kicked in the nuts. Frankly, the penalty for kicking someone in the nuts should be that the person who got kicked then has the option to saw off the kicker’s leg with a rusty hacksaw. That being said, I have a… Continue reading Nut Shot!

Fish: 1, Dog: 0

You know it’s coming. That dog certainly doesn’t though. I would be willing to bet he will never go anywhere near a fish again. But hey, the fish got eaten and the dog just got wet, so maybe it’s ultimately dog: 1, fish: 0.

His Pimp Hand is Strong

If you’re looking for a really dirty hooker, you should probably check with this guy. The cane tells us he’s obviously a pimp. A pimp who has stationed his throne directly in front of a dumpster… Speaking of, do you think the hooker will emerge from the dumpster? That would be awesome!

Well-Timed Team Photo

This is the Derry City team photo. They play in the League of Ireland Premier Division, so you’d think they could afford a bench that people can actually sit on. Not the case! The part of this that makes me laugh each and every time I look at it is the guy in the lower left.… Continue reading Well-Timed Team Photo

Soccer Ball to the Face in Slow Motion

You’ll be wanting to watch this over and over again. Because it’s like a train wreck! It’s a kid taking a soccer ball to the face in slow motion. His hands are going up. Will he block it this time? Nope! (these guys)