Goat must love heights so much that it had gotten used to going up his owner’s head. Awesome feat, if you ask us. – Via Nothing to Do with Arbroath.
Patty and Selma Bouvier has nothing on this goat. I bet he started smoking while he was inside his Mom’s fetus. – Via Tastefully Offensive.
Jemima the goat enjoys the luxury of a sit down dinner. Though she doesn’t have a taste for red wine, her strangely masculine hands know better. – Via Nothing To Do With Arbroath.
Why they can replace certain parts of a Tayor Swift song! – Via Blame It On The Voices.
Quick, get that goat a SAG Card! – Via The Daily What.
The goat must have been fed with barbiturates or he really likes chickens. – Via Nothing To Do With Arbroath.