Farts can be so deadly that it can be a natural defense mechanism to bear down on would be assassins. Even monkeys aren’t immune. – Via Daily Of The Day.
Rejection is a humiliating thing. This is more evident when someone records it for everyone to see. – Via Tastefully Offensive.
At the Cheyenne Mountain Zoo, someone’s giving us the ‘tude. Ain’t she such a sassy young giraffe? – Via I Have Seen The Whole Of The Internet.