This Tool…
Sep12

This Tool…

Everyone loves to dunk a basketball, but some of us just aren’t tall and/or athletic enough. But thank god they made adjustable hoops so we can lower the rim down and know what it feels like to throw down a thunderous tomahawk dunk. Like this tool… Throws down a monster on an 8-foot rim complete with I-just-threw-down-a-monster-dunk-in-your-face yelling. Impressive. Then he goes crashing right through the fence. (these...

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This is the Worst Chest Bump Execution Ever
Sep11

This is the Worst Chest Bump Execution Ever

Coaches should be stoic figures for this very reason right here. When they get all rah-rah and start acting like the people they’re coaching, who are usually¬†much younger than they are, they usually end up looking like fools. So here’s a high school football coach who’s pretty stoked about his team pulling out their first victory of the season. So stoked that he decides he should do a jumping chest bump with one of...

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Skydiver Delivering Game Ball Lands Outside Stadium

Penn State played Central Florida in a college football game in Dublin on Saturday. Because the American football-crazed city of Dublin is the obvious place to play a contest between universities from Pennsylvania and Florida… The game, I am told, was great. Penn State won it 26-24 on a field goal as time expired. What wasn’t so great was part of the pre game festivities. Skydivers were to deliver game balls for each team....

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Ice Bucket Challenge FAIL!
Aug22

Ice Bucket Challenge FAIL!

Yes, I am sick of the Ice Bucket Challenge. Please stop it. If you’re really concerned about people with ALS, donate some money to ALS research. Seriously, how many of those idiots who dumped water over themselves do you think even bothered to do anything to further the cause that they were supposedly promoting awareness for? I would guess probably about 1 percent. Most of them just wanted attention for dumping a cold bucket of...

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Jet Ski Carnage
Aug04

Jet Ski Carnage

There’s obviously a whole bunch of stupidity going on here. The real question is why? You’ve got a jet ski sitting on the shore, when all of the sudden another jet ski comes flying out of nowhere, hits and jumps the first jet ski. Bodies go flying. That’s all tremendous. What I don’t understand is how you hit another jet ski ON THE SHORE. Or how you’re going fast enough to launch yourself and your craft...

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