There are reasons why it’s not advisable for someone to be in a water vehicle while inebriated. One of them being some other moron might shoot footage of you doing a stupid thing on the boat and immortalize it on Youtube for everyone to see. – Via Say OMG.
The basics of measurement and the effects of filling things to the brim are elegantly explained to the child. Education never felt so hard hitting and realistic. – Via Scarfolk.
The reason one of them drinks is because he doesn’t want to lose his inhibitions. – Via The High Definite.
Someone who gets that hammered shouldn’t be around his college friends who know nothing but trouble. – Via Awkward School Pictures.
Who knew 9 shots of Polish vodka would enable you to do amazing feats in golfing? – Via Bits And Pieces.
How drunk was this guy? At least he got dressed up before he went out and got pissed up. Hey, when you can’t pick up a chick, you might as well start pounding shots, right? (Via Dashi)