She might be the next American president, or the first interplanetary astronaut in a few decades. But right now, she must know how to blow a candle. – Via Pleated-Jeans.
If you can’t afford an alarm clock; or you don’t like to wake up with something screaming at your ear, this is a great alternative. Just try buying fire retardant bed sheets. – Via I Have Seen The Whole Of The Internet.
At $12.99, this spooky skull candle bleeds red wax from it’s eye sockets as it burns. Buy it online here. – Via Who Killed Bambi.