When you have nothing else to do on your spare time, fashion your beard into a noodle bowl. For some reason this makes us extremely uncomfortable to look at. – Via Jokeroo.
Beardpick wanted to put 3000 toothpicks in his ZZ Top beard. He unloads boxes of toothpicks only to have 2747 with two more falling out. We think he should grow out his beard some more. – Via PreSurfer.