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Fartzenegger is Exactly What You Think it Is

A bunch of Arnold Schwarzenegger movie clips cut together with fart noises inserted at the appropriate point. Oh, glory! (these guys)

Here’s Arnold Schwarzenegger as King Conan

Now that Arnold Schwarzenegger has nothing to do but make movies, he’s dredging up some old characters. We showed you him on the set of the new Terminator movie. Well, he’s also brining back Conan the Barbarian (or Destroyer, if you prefer) in King Conan: The Legend of Conan. When we last left Conan (back in… Continue reading Here’s Arnold Schwarzenegger as King Conan

Arnold Schwarzenegger is in Terminator Genesis

You know, I vaguely recall hearing that there would be a new film in the Terminator series. It’s probably vague because I heard it and then forgot about it. Anyway, this is indeed true. It’s called Terminator Genesis. After seeing that last Terminator movie, I pretty much had enough. I don’t even remember what it… Continue reading Arnold Schwarzenegger is in Terminator Genesis

Arnold Schwarzenegger on QVC

Arnold Schwarzenegger wasn’t really on QVC. He was on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon though and they do skits on that show. This particular one puts Arnold on QVC where he utters what is probably his second most-famous movie line: “Get to the chopper!” That bad boy comes from the movie Commando. And it… Continue reading Arnold Schwarzenegger on QVC

Arnold Schwarzenegger Does Epic Meal Time

I don’t really know what Epic Meal Time is. I learned today that it’s an online cooking show. Apparently it’s well known. Well known enough to land Arnold Schwarzenegger as a guest. Also, after watching this episode, I learned that it’s absurd. How absurd? Arnold and the host cook a “Steak & Egger” sandwich on… Continue reading Arnold Schwarzenegger Does Epic Meal Time

Total Recall Variant Movie Poster [Photo]

“Kuato Lives!” indeed! With the recent release of an updated Total Recall, one can’t help but wax romantic over Ah-nuld’s 1990 opus. Made by Tyler Stout and D & L Screenprinting, this poster variant is one striking memorial of how the earlier movie (arguably) in its time, kicked sci-fi ass. – Via Ffffound.