Steven Seagal returns as The Cockpuncher!

Today sees the release of the eagerly awaited “The Onion Movie”. The Onion is featured quite regularly here at About:Blank so you guys should love this.

It features our favourite (after Chuck of course) has-been action heroes, Steven Seagal in a self-mocking sketch called “The Cockpuncher” and Melissa Cherry, a Britney Spears style teenybopper with hits such as “Take Me From Behind” and “Lollipop Love”.

Its available at all your usual “sources” including and amazon.
I should get a copy through my letterbox soon so a review to come soon!