What a title!
A whole 352 page book based around the ass kicking tales of Steven Seagal!
The cover describes the book as “an in-depth study of the world’s only aikido instructor turned movie star/director/writer/blues guitarist/energy drink inventor — the ass-kicking auteur Steven Seagal. From Above the Law to his Mountain Dew commercials, his entire career is covered in Vern’s inimitable style.” As Vern himself puts it, Seagalogy is “a book that will shake the very foundations of film criticism, break their wrists and then throw them through a window.”
Available for preorder at Amazon
At a whopping 352 pages though, you may need some extra energy. How about this…Stevens own energy drink Lightning Bolt.(via) It sounds a little too close to tramp-favourite White Lightning to me.
Its only a matter of time before Chuck gets in on the action.
A new Chuck fact…”A dropped Chuck Norris’ energy drink can was responsible for Hiroshima.”