I know it’s not nice to make fun of fat people, but sometimes they do things that both make you laugh and say, “no wonder you’re fat.”
Like this instance, for example.
Some news segment quickly devolves into some kids throwing water at each other over a dinner table. Well, that large girl in the middle has her instincts kick right in.
“I must save this precious food!”
And she swoops into action like a calorie-stuffing superhero!
Actually, now that I think about it, maybe she isn’t saving the pizzas from ruin. Maybe she’s using this as an opportunity to make a fast getaway.