Seriously. These people are f*cking TERRIFIED because there’s a rat in their subway car. They’re all yelling and screaming and standing on the seats and stuff.
“Ohmygod! There’s a rat!”
I mean, come on people! That rat is scared shitless. He doesn’t want to be on the subway with you. He wants to be there even less than you want him there.
This happened in Brooklyn on Monday morning. People got off the train and a rat got on. We’re guessing, had the people who remained on the train noticed a rat got on, they would have rushed out the door. They probably would have been pushing each other over and stepping on each other to get out of that car.
Because they’re terrified. Of a tiny, tiny rat.