Let’s just be honest. Parkour is stupid.
It’s just people running and jumping on shit. Yeah, sometimes it looks cool in the movies, but that’s the movies. People who do it in real life look like dumbasses. That’s probably because they are dumbasses.
Who says, “Hey, let’s go run and jump on some shit this Saturday!” Really sounds like an awesome time. Probably a great way not to meet girls.
The only cool thing about parkour is that it often results in dumbasses falling and getting hurt. And who doesn’t love watching dumbasses falling and hurting themselves?
No one, that’s who.
Thankfully, someone has put together a video of people failing badly at parkour. FAIL! FAIL! FAIL! FAIL!