This beastly creation has been dubbed the TurDunkin.
What the hell is a TurDunkin, you ask? Well, let’s go to Didn’t You Hear for the explanation.
How about the turDunkin’, a turkey brined in Dunkin’ Donuts Coolattas, stuffed with Munchkins and served with coffee gravy and mashed hash browns?
We wouldn’t eat it. Would you?