Man CLAIMS thieves inserted bottle up his bum.Beware the Bum Bandits!
…cos thats what thieves do! How long did it take him to think up that little story then?
He sought treatment because he claimed – are you ready for this? – thieves had inserted a Pepsi bottle into his anus before stealing two of his buffalo.
He said the robbers were armed and forced the bottle up his bum. Bum Bandits eh?