The band is called Madison Rising. They’re a bunch of long-haired rockers who we have never heard of. That tells us they probably suck real hard.
What also tells us they probably suck real hard is that they say sang the national anthem at a NASCAR event. Only dumb hillbillies go to NASCAR events, so there you go.
On Saturday, Madison Rising, which was billed as America’s most patriotic rock band by NASCAR itself, performed the Star-Spangled Banner before a Nationwide race at Daytona Motor Speedway.
It was awful. Really, truly, awful. Wait until you get toward the end of the song. That’s where it gets really bad.
We can only imagine the drivers and the military personnel on hand were wondering WTF? We’re sure the crowd just loved it, though.