Ive won $85.88 million in the lottery!…actually, no i havent. Sorry.

Fergus Frater from West Sussex, UK told all his family and the local paper that he had won $85.88 on the Euro Lottery. He tells his sister that she would get 2.5 million cut of the winnings.
On hearing the news, his son Jordan quits his roofing job and started plans to move to Australia with his girlfriend and daughter.
The local paper splashed his pic and story over the front page.

Furgus disappeared when the truth was revealed that he did not win the lottery and hasnt been seen since.

“I could kill him … but he’s gone to ground and I’ve no idea where he is. “

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