“inventor” creates meat shorts. Bart celebrates.

Surely thats just bits of steak glued onto a normal pair of shorts??? Call yourself an inventor!

Instructions are here if you fancy being creative!

It includes advice on buying and drying meat, and how best to glue and
sew it to the shorts, and concludes: “Be prepared, they’ll be heavy,
and quite ripe. A wonderful gift for any occasion.”

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