I don’t like Lord of the Rings. Yeah, that’s right. They look nice, but I find the movies boring. And no, I haven’t read the books and I don’t care to.
This could be because I have a life, unlike this dude.
He LOVES Lord of the Rings. Somehow, amazingly, he’s also managed to score himself a girlfriend. And she doesn’t even look like a troll.
So naturally, even though he should be thankful that a woman has any interest in him, he incessantly peppers her with Lord of the Rings quotes. Now, of course, this is funny, but that doesn’t make him any less of a tool.