College football tailgate parties are strange places. Actually, college is a strange place. It’s also a drunk place, but tailgate parties are probably the drunkest parts of college. That is, if you go to a major football school.
Fans — students, parents and just general degenerate football-loving folks — set up in the parking lot hours before the game to cook food and get insanely drunk. Why? Well, football! And America!
You don’t often see an old lady at one of these events, though. And even more rare than that is an old lady taking a pull off a beer bong.
But that actually happened this past Saturday. Penn State was playing Purdue and grandma wanted a beer.
By the way, she’s 75.