Yup. This guy. He’s sunbathing himself in the bleachers at Dodgers Stadium during a game between the Los Angeles Dodgers and Washington Nationals on Wednesday.
Rolls hanging everywhere. Shorts pulled up to the ball sack. Tan lines exposed to get more sun. Two empty Dos Equis tall boys.
Check, check, check and check!
All he needs is one of those foldable metal jobs that the old timers use to reflect the sun onto their faces.
You stay golden, Pony Boy!