George R.R. Martin wrote Game of Thrones. If you watched the show last night — or if you’re one of the snobs who actually read those humongous books — then you know that a second wedding ended in tragedy in a very short period of time.
And when I say tragedy, I’m talking about death. And actually, last night’s death wasn’t a tragedy it all. It was long overdue as far as pretty much anyone who watches the show is concerned.
The point here is, you wouldn’t want the guy who wrote Game of Thrones planning your wedding. You know, because people would probably die.
That’s the premise of this College Humor video. George R.R. Martin is a wedding planner. And not a very good one.