Have you ever been to France and felt awkward when one of them kisses you on the cheek?
Exactly how many kisses do you give? When do you stop?
One? Two? Three? Do you stick the tongue in on the last one?
This map should help clarify how many “bise” (kiss on the cheek) you give depending on where you are staying in the country of romance.
Tip: Avoid the north west.