Enjoy eternal salvation with a quick squirt. Isnt it time you had a “Faith Lift”.

The Believe in God mouth spray will leave your mouth feeling fresh and you will “Surrender yourself to a higher power and never feel alone again”

Just check the positive effects with the testimonials on the back of the packaging!

“Do not administer to individuals against their will. Forced religious conversions will be prosecuted!”

via Nerd Approved