Defend yourself with furniture. Dont let Russell spoil your coffee.

Have you ever wondered what you would do it you were to be sat down at your table having a nice cup of coffee reading a magazine when all of a sudden, Russell Crowe, aka Maximus, comes barging in to the room attacking you with a sword?

Wonder no more…

The ‘Safe Bedside Table’ has a removable leg that acts as a club and a top that doubles as a shield for self-defense. This is for people who are willing to take on an intruder, providing an extra sense of security whilst in bed.