Yeah, that’s right. I said it. Cops are dicks. You know it. I know it. They know it. That’s why they’re dicks — it sucks to go through life knowing no one likes you. So you have to stand behind your big badge and cling to the little power you have in an effort to improve your low self esteem. And yes, cops are even dicks in The Legend of Zelda.
This video from Dorkly proves it. It’s called If Legend of The Zelda Had Cops.