Comment Spam Haiku’s

Im sure im not the only one, but recently About:Blank has been receiving a lot of comment spam in the form of small 3 sentence haiku-like poems. I just thought i would share a few here that Akismet has captured for me…

Moon Freddie.
I really enjoyed your page.
This is super.

The Best.
Ok! Master!
Looks interesting.

And my grandpa is a train finatic.
Best site!
Checking in to see if everybody.

In the mass of pointless spam, i actually quite enjoy reading these seemingly random constructions. In a way, and if you read into them a little too deeply, they make very surreal sense!

Anyone wish to share their comment spam haiku’s?