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Mark Wahlberg High Five: Denied!

Mark Wahlberg, erstwhile Marky Mark, was watching the New England Patriots play on Sunday. He was sitting in owner Robert Kraft’s private box because that’s how Marky Mark rolls! Anyway, the Patriots scored and Wahlberg was clapping it up, but also totally dissing Kraft and his high-five attempt at the same time. Kraft has to awkwardly… Continue reading Mark Wahlberg High Five: Denied!

Joel Scores Goal, Jumps Into Pit, Never Heard From Again

Alright, alright. He was heard from again. However, the first two things happened. Here’s footage from a match between Coritiba and São Paulo. This guy, Joel, scored two goals. Following the second, he celebrated by jumping over some of the advertisements that are placed around the field. Much to his chagrin, the ads he choose… Continue reading Joel Scores Goal, Jumps Into Pit, Never Heard From Again

Tom Brady’s College Resume was Just as Shitty as Yours

Tom Brady, quarterback of the New England Patriots, husband of Giselle and all-around dreamboat, posted his college resume to Facebook this morning. And it’s just as shitty looking as your college resume was. I mean, minus the quarterbacking Michigan part of it. You probably didn’t do that. Young Tom had a bunch of crappy golf… Continue reading Tom Brady’s College Resume was Just as Shitty as Yours

This Tool…

Everyone loves to dunk a basketball, but some of us just aren’t tall and/or athletic enough. But thank god they made adjustable hoops so we can lower the rim down and know what it feels like to throw down a thunderous tomahawk dunk. Like this tool… Throws down a monster on an 8-foot rim complete… Continue reading This Tool…

This is the Worst Chest Bump Execution Ever

Coaches should be stoic figures for this very reason right here. When they get all rah-rah and start acting like the people they’re coaching, who are usually much younger than they are, they usually end up looking like fools. So here’s a high school football coach who’s pretty stoked about his team pulling out their first… Continue reading This is the Worst Chest Bump Execution Ever

Bro Smashes Head on Pavement, Loves Helmets

Helmets are good. They allow really bad skateboarders to continue to be really bad skateboarders. Also good for people who don’t know how to ride snowboards and motorcycles. I mean, why would we want to let natural selection take over and thin the herd? Anyway, this guy loves helmets. Or so he says after taking… Continue reading Bro Smashes Head on Pavement, Loves Helmets

Antonio Brown Kicks Punter in the Face

That’s Pittsburgh Steelers receiver and punt returner Antonio Brown. The other guy is whoever is the Cleveland Browns punter, who will henceforth be known as they guy who got kicked in the face by Antonio Brown. Pretty sure Brown’s face kick was on purpose. It’s like he thought about hurdling the guy, but then was… Continue reading Antonio Brown Kicks Punter in the Face

Skydiver Delivering Game Ball Lands Outside Stadium

Penn State played Central Florida in a college football game in Dublin on Saturday. Because the American football-crazed city of Dublin is the obvious place to play a contest between universities from Pennsylvania and Florida… The game, I am told, was great. Penn State won it 26-24 on a field goal as time expired. What… Continue reading Skydiver Delivering Game Ball Lands Outside Stadium