I would like to know what editor let this slide through into print. One who obviously doesn’t have a gutter mind like the rest of us. Hey, it’s Breeder’s Cup week here in Los Angeles. If you’re unfamiliar, The Breeder’s Cup is more or less the Super Bowl of horse racing. Bob Baffert is a… Continue reading This is an Awful Headline
Yup. That’s New England Patriots quarterback and husband of Giselle, Tom Brady, as a young, basketball playing dork. What’s with the shit-eating grin, Tom? Brady posted this on Facebook to wish the Boston Celtics good luck on their new season, which they will probably totally suck at. So yeah, the headband was obviously Photoshopped on… Continue reading Say Hello to Young, Pudgy Dork, Tom Brady
Where to even begin? First, we should note this is all about soccer and that it was a planned brawl. Thirty-eight dudes who are fans of Spartak show up to brawl with 38 dudes who are fans of Dynamo on some frozen Russian road in the middle of nowhere. These teams are rivals, you see? So… Continue reading 76-Person Russian Soccer Brawl
This is the Derry City team photo. They play in the League of Ireland Premier Division, so you’d think they could afford a bench that people can actually sit on. Not the case! The part of this that makes me laugh each and every time I look at it is the guy in the lower left.… Continue reading Well-Timed Team Photo
Steve Perry, the former lead singer of Journey, is a big San Francisco Giants fan. He’s from San Francisco and turns up at their games from time to time, like the past two games they’ve played in the NLCS. And if you know anything about postseason baseball, it’s that teams LOVE to play Journey songs,… Continue reading Here’s Steve Perry Lip Syncing His Own Song
The Kansas City Royals booked their ticket to the World Series Wednesday evening. Actor Paul Rudd, who is from nearby Overland Park and a long-time Royals fan, was on hand for the ALCS-clinching win. Naturally, some local news hack wanted to interview him and Paul agreed. Toward the end of this compelling interview, local news… Continue reading Party at Paul Rudd’s Mom’s House!
Not really sure how a dog gets on the pitch during a professional soccer match, but that happened. He was just strolling around looking for someone to pet him. And he got his wish before being carried off.
That there is Bratstvo Gračanica goalie Romeo Mitrović. He and his team play in the Bosnian second division, so not exactly world-class soccer, as the huge crowd can probably attest. World-class brawling, perhaps. Mitrović, or someone on his club, got a yellow card. He reacted by throwing a haymaker at the ref. And who knows, maybe this was about… Continue reading This Goalie is Pissed!
I don’t really know what makes this so funny to me, but I can’t stop chuckling about it. This is Angelo Samarippa. He’s 20 and he’s a pretty good powerlifter from what I gather. Good for him. In this clip, he’s going to attempt to set the world record for the unassisted bench press. He’s trying… Continue reading Face-Painted Man Attempts Bench Press Record, Fails
The Jacksonville Jaguars are a really awful football team. They’re like the NFL’s junior varsity squad, but the league still lets them play with varsity teams every week. Here’s a bye week that you’ll actually earn a win for, the league says to opposing teams. Anyway, people don’t really want to go to Jaguars games… Continue reading Just a Woman in Jeans in a Pool at a Football Game