Burger King has a Black Burger

Check out this disgusting looking thing. It’s Burger King’s new black burger, which is going to be available for a limited time in Burger Kings in Japan later this month. It’s called the Kuro Burger, which literally means black burger. The buns are made from bamboo charcoal and the garlic sauce, which looks extra disgusting,… Continue reading Burger King has a Black Burger

Here’s a 99-Pack of Beer

Why would you need a 99-pack of beer? Well, other than why the hell not! maybe because you’re singing 99 bottles of beer on the wall, but replacing the word bottles with the word cans. Whatever the reason, you CAN HAVE a 99-pack of beer. It’s made by Austin Beerworks and it’s available for a… Continue reading Here’s a 99-Pack of Beer

There’s Something Disturbing in Your Watermelon

It’s a baby! Or a fetus, more accurately. I find this slightly disgusting. I would not eat that watermelon. However, enough people apparently take the time to carve stuff into watermelons that watermelon carving has become a thing. A thing for people with way too much damn time on their hands… Now I will be… Continue reading There’s Something Disturbing in Your Watermelon

It’s Raining Food

It used to be raining men, but that was back in the 70s or something. Now it’s raining food. On this guy. His name is Steve Kardynal and he’s getting all kinds of food dumped on him. He seems to enjoy some foods more than others. The cereal, yes. The ketchup and mustard, not so… Continue reading It’s Raining Food

Cup Noodles Shoveling Snow is Heartbreaking

Or is it hilarious? I really can’t say for sure, although I did laugh my ass off when I first saw this photo. What the hell is going on here, you’re probably wondering. Well, this Cup Noodles is shoveling outside the Cup Noodles Museum — yes, such a thing exists — in Yokohama, Japan. This past… Continue reading Cup Noodles Shoveling Snow is Heartbreaking