The watermelon moves, the dog moves. Sneaky bastard. Like, what? Do you want some damn watermelon or what?
Here’s a hilarious experiment. Let’s remove John Williams’ music from a Star Wars scene. This particular scene is the throne room scene where Princess Leia gives Luke and Han those stupid medals. You just saved the galaxy. Here are some medals. Good job. So anyway, the scene is totally awkward without the music. No one… Continue reading Star Wars Minus John Williams
Check out this disgusting looking thing. It’s Burger King’s new black burger, which is going to be available for a limited time in Burger Kings in Japan later this month. It’s called the Kuro Burger, which literally means black burger. The buns are made from bamboo charcoal and the garlic sauce, which looks extra disgusting,… Continue reading Burger King has a Black Burger
This video had the title of neighbors from hell. The winning couple here lives in Huntington Beach, CA and are known for yelling, arguing, assault and breaking things. In this particular incident, the lovely lass wants to drive out of the alley. The shapely gentleman has his scooter parked behind her truck so she cannot.… Continue reading You Broke My Scooter!
Ah, yes. Ingenuity at its finest. Custom made shoe rack for just $25. Has a nice rustic look. Also, is a pallet. (here)
The annual Urbana Sweetcorn Festival is going on in Illinois right now. Naturally, WCIA 3 sent one of their reporters out to cover the momentous event. What she turned in is hands down the worst corn-related news report ever. First, Maggie Hockenberry references the line of people behind her lining up for some corn. She… Continue reading Maggie Hockenberry’s Insanely Awkward Corn-Related News Report
Yes, I am sick of the Ice Bucket Challenge. Please stop it. If you’re really concerned about people with ALS, donate some money to ALS research. Seriously, how many of those idiots who dumped water over themselves do you think even bothered to do anything to further the cause that they were supposedly promoting awareness… Continue reading Ice Bucket Challenge FAIL!
Well, this is just stupendous. The Television Academy produced this spot for the 66th Emmy Awards, featuring Breaking Bad’s Bryan Cranston and Aaron Paul as Buzz and Randy Jackson, the owners of Barely Legal Pawn. It gets better. Julia Louis-Dreyfus comes in to pawn an Emmy she won for Seinfeld because she needs money to buy… Continue reading Bryan Cranston and Aaron Paul are Pawn Brokers
This awesome individual is Robert Burt. That’s right. Bob Burt. Awesome name. Awesomer mustache. Awesomest mug shot. Burt, who is 19 and from Pittsfield, Maine, wore a shirt with a photo of his mug shot on it to have this second mug shot taken. What are the chances, you’re probably wondering? Well, Burt isn’t some career… Continue reading Guy Takes Mug Shot Wearing Shirt with Photo of Last Mug Shot
If you said dildo, then you are the big winner! On some local TV show, one of the hosts was showing off a hair product that puts a bun in a woman’s hair. There’s one for blondes and one for brunettes. They happen to look a lot like dildos when held vertically. And that was not… Continue reading Hair Product Looks a Lot Like…