These Elephants Dig Bach
Aug25

These Elephants Dig Bach

Here’s violinist Eleanor Bartsch warming up for a performance of Bach Concerto for Two Violins with the Wisconsin Chamber Orchestra at the Circus World Museum in Baraboo, WI. The Circus World Museum is exactly what it sounds like. A giant circus museum, but with live performances and so forth. Until today, we did not know that those performances included orchestras that played something other than clown music. But… ah,...

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Maggie Hockenberry’s Insanely Awkward Corn-Related News Report
Aug23

Maggie Hockenberry’s Insanely Awkward Corn-Related News Report

The annual Urbana Sweetcorn Festival is going on in Illinois right now. Naturally, WCIA 3 sent one of their reporters out to cover the momentous event. What she turned in is hands down the worst corn-related news report ever. First, Maggie Hockenberry references the line of people behind her lining up for some corn. She even turns to motion toward this line of people. The only problem is, there’s no one lined up for corn behind...

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Most Frightening Selfie Ever
Aug22

Most Frightening Selfie Ever

Meet photographer Daniel Lau. That’s him on top of The Centre, the fifth-tallest building in Hong Kong. You know, just chillin’. He’s joined by photographers Andrew Tso and A.S. They’re sitting 346 meters up in the air, which is about 1,135 feet.  (these guys) Share and Enjoy !0Shares0...

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Ice Bucket Challenge FAIL!
Aug22

Ice Bucket Challenge FAIL!

Yes, I am sick of the Ice Bucket Challenge. Please stop it. If you’re really concerned about people with ALS, donate some money to ALS research. Seriously, how many of those idiots who dumped water over themselves do you think even bothered to do anything to further the cause that they were supposedly promoting awareness for? I would guess probably about 1 percent. Most of them just wanted attention for dumping a cold bucket of...

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Sandwich Thief
Aug21

Sandwich Thief

Ah, the office break room. Is there a more wretched hive of scum and villainy? (here) Share and Enjoy !0Shares0...

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Jeremy Lin’s Mom Does Not Like Cake to the Face
Aug21

Jeremy Lin’s Mom Does Not Like Cake to the Face

Los Angeles Lakers point guard Jeremy Lin likes to clown his mom. It was her birthday on Wednesday, so he gave her a cake. Right to the face. She was not happy, exploding with a series of slaps. Previously, Lin could be found dunking all over his mom. Share and Enjoy !0Shares0...

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