I wish I could tell you where this came from. Certainly, it is not a Rand McNally book. I just found it on Reddit and laughed my ass off. We all know this guy. He’s the Ned Ryerson of your life. There he comes, all waving and happy and, oh good, he wants to talk.… Continue reading You Know This Guy…
This video is certainly not something for the kids. It’s filled with all kinds of colorful language. What is being made is something for the kids, though. At least that’s what the cook tells us… because she doesn’t have a name for what she’s making. She does have plenty of F bombs and motherf*ckers, however.… Continue reading Something for the Kids!
This beer exploding incident occurred at Wednesday’s San Francisco Giants game with the Pittsburgh Pirates. Amazingly, the woman appears to see the ball coming directly at her and her beer and does absolutely nothing to move herself or her beer or catch the ball. It’s kind of like… duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh… oh my god! Beer explosion! At… Continue reading Exploding Beer
A water main broke in Los Angeles on Tuesday and the UCLA campus was flooded. The brilliant anchors at ABC 7 were covering the UCLA flooding story when they got a call from “DWP spokesperson Louis Slungpue.” Slung-poo. It started off somewhat normally, then “Louis” started getting into his theory about a cherry bomb being… Continue reading UCLA Flooding Due to “Massive Dump”
This video is called “Family discussion in Belfast,” but it’s oh so much more than that. A girl asks her sister a simple question — if point A was 80 miles away and you left at 2:00, traveling 80 miles an hour, what time would you get there? After dumping a couple things off the… Continue reading You’re a Brain-Dead Bastard!
This doesn’t really need a lot of explanation. You’ve got a chick who’s clearly wasted riding on — according to Tom Ley — one of New York’s Metro North trains. Such riders are apparently the norm on these trains, at least around 2 a.m. Well, when you’re drunk, you get hungry. You also get some… Continue reading Drunk Girl Eating Chips Off the Floor
Friday afternoon in Los Angeles, there was some clown hanging from a sign above the 5 freeway. Naturally, this occurred around rush hour and naturally the popo decided to shut the freeway down in both directions. So people were sitting there, stopped on the freeway for hours with nothing to do. Nothing to do except gamble!… Continue reading People Playing Poker on the Freeway
You’ve seen those Coexist bumper stickers. The ones that say, oh, I am an enlightened human being that appreciates all religions, colors, sexual orientations, blah, blah, blah. Yeah, we’re all real impressed. Of course those also say, I am the kind of person who puts bumper stickers on my car. That car is probably a… Continue reading New Twist on Coexist
Hot Wheels has gone and designed a Darth Vader car. Why? Because Comic-Con is going on right now and dorks love shit like this. People who go to Comic-Con would totally drive around in a Darth Vader car. You know, because it’s practical! The car is not just a show piece. It is indeed drivable.… Continue reading Darth Vader Car
I am from Wisconsin, but I’ve never seen anything like this. Probably because I grew up on the other side of Wisconsin. The side without the Mississippi River. It’s Mayflies. A whole hell of a lot of them. So many, that their invasion registered on weather radar earlier this week in La Crosse. Apparently, this… Continue reading Mayflies Invaded Wisconsin