Well, now you can know for sure just how trustworthy these fictional doctors are with this handy chart. Well, actually, they are not all fictional. Dr. Dre, Dr. Phil and Dr. Oz are real people. They might as well be fictional though. Dr. Dre is not an actual doctor and the other two — their… Continue reading Is that Doctor Trustworthy?
I don’t even know what to say. Who steals a cow? Cow thieves, that’s who. I would imagine cow thieves typically operate under the cover of darkness, however. Maybe they bring a trailer to put the cow in. Not really sure because I’ve never stolen a cow. These clowns steal cows in the middle of… Continue reading Yup, They’re Stealing a Cow!
This is from Jim Benton. This is from the New Yorker.
If you’re going to videobomb a live news report, then do it with a large, purple dildo. This is a rule to live by. This was a sports report on Sky News. Why did this clown happen to be carrying a large purple dildo around? Well, that’s for you to decide. He managed to jam… Continue reading Live News Report and a Purple Dildo
This reminds me of Flight of the Conchords. The premise is that Jorge has always wanted to run with the bulls. He’s found this small-town running of the sheep festival and decides to run with the sheep instead. Of course, people don’t actually run with the sheep. The sheep just run down a road in… Continue reading The Running of the Sheep
Speed bumps suck. They make it extra hard for me to tear down your street at high rates of speed. Because I’ve got places to be! These speed bumps suck more than probably any other speed bumps though. They suck the most. There are five of them in rapid succession. And they’re just big enough… Continue reading These Speed Bumps Suck the Most
If you’re ever seen a sign and thought something suspicious was going on there, then you were probably right. You just weren’t seeing the whole scene. Well, now you can.
The Emmys were Monday night. Sarah Silverman was there. I think she won something. If she was in Breaking Bad she definitely won something. She was also most likely stoned. Silverman was doing the red carpet thing and stopped for an interview with E!’s Giuliana Rancic. After not knowing who made her clutch, Silverman let Rancic… Continue reading Sarah Silverman Pulled Out Some Weed on the Red Carpet
Here’s violinist Eleanor Bartsch warming up for a performance of Bach Concerto for Two Violins with the Wisconsin Chamber Orchestra at the Circus World Museum in Baraboo, WI. The Circus World Museum is exactly what it sounds like. A giant circus museum, but with live performances and so forth. Until today, we did not know… Continue reading These Elephants Dig Bach
The annual Urbana Sweetcorn Festival is going on in Illinois right now. Naturally, WCIA 3 sent one of their reporters out to cover the momentous event. What she turned in is hands down the worst corn-related news report ever. First, Maggie Hockenberry references the line of people behind her lining up for some corn. She… Continue reading Maggie Hockenberry’s Insanely Awkward Corn-Related News Report