If you’ve ever wanted to own the Batmobile, then you’re in luck. It’s going up for auction on Nov. 30. It’s not the Batmobile from the Christian Bale films, but rather the one from the Michael Keaton films. It was custom-built by a fan. Oh, yeah, it has a flamethrower and does 0-60 in 3.7… Continue reading The Batmobile is For Sale
It probably should come as no surprise that this dude likes Batman. It also should probably come as no surprise that he has to photograph himself. Obviously, this selfie was ripe for the motivational poster treatment. I’d be scared shitless if I were Batman. There’s probably room for a Fatman joke here too, but it… Continue reading Fat Joker Will Eat You
I don’t really think these even need an introduction. They’re test answers from kids. They’re wrong, but they’re hilarious. Actually, you could argue that a couple of them are actually correct… I’ll let you decide which. (Via)
If you’re a fan of Star Wars and you’ve watched the tripe that is The Phantom Menace, then you’re familiar with Jar Jar Binks. Worst. Character. Ever. And here’s what a dick George Lucas is. Even though everyone despised Jar Jar Binks in the first movie, Lucas put him in the second movie anyway. Granted,… Continue reading Jar Jar Binks Dies, Finally!
Disney’s The Little Mermaid — the mermaid is named Ariel. Arial is also obviously also a font, which makes for some good jokes for dorks. Like if you name your daughter Ariel and someone asks if she was named after the mermaid. And you say, no, after the font. Hey-oh! Anyway, I found this somewhat… Continue reading The Little Mermaid as a Font
Or interactions with my boss…
This dude seriously needs to work on his bowling swing. I mean, seriously. Note how the ball drops out of the ceiling. That’s right, I said out of the ceiling.
If you watched Jimmy Kimmel last night, you’ve probably already seen this. If you didn’t, then you should watch it here. Kimmel challenges parents to tell their kids that they ate all of their Halloween candy and then film the reactions. The results are predictably hilarious.
This is Sultan Kosen. He’s the world’s tallest living man (and also has the largest hands and feet). He’s 8 feet 3 inches tall, so of course he married a woman who’s 5’8″. That’s actually fairly tall for a woman where I come from, but then again, I’m not eight feet tall. This all seemed like… Continue reading Here’s the World’s Tallest Man Getting Married
We must confess, a whole lot of us here aren’t really smokers. But we all want to smoke some pot when the opportunity arises. This is probably what we will do the first time too. – Via Unique Daily.