Here’s a Chainsaw Embedded in a Guy’s Neck
Apr02

Here’s a Chainsaw Embedded in a Guy’s Neck

Sorry. No blood guts. I think I probably would have puked if I saw the actual photo of this mishap instead of the x-ray. The x-ray is plenty though, isn’t it? We’re pretty sure you can imagine what this actually looked like. So yeah, that’s a chainsaw embedded in a guy’s neck. And guess what — he’s just fine. It’s funny. You don’t ever hear about when the guy got the chainsaw embedded in...

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Game of Thrones Opening: Emoji Version
Apr02

Game of Thrones Opening: Emoji Version

Maybe we’re overloading on the Game of Thrones stuff lately, but… GAME OF THRONES! The new season opens this Sunday if memory serves (and it usually doesn’t, but the sun shines on a dog’s ass every once in a while). This is called Game of Phones, presumably because it’s the Thrones opening done with emojis. And can I ask, when the hell did they become emojis and not emoticons? Emoji sounds… I...

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Game of Thrones: Honest Trailer
Apr01

Game of Thrones: Honest Trailer

Screen Junkies. Honest trailers. Game of Thrones. Enough said. It’s kind of like a history test, but with dragons and boobs! Share and Enjoy !0Shares0...

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Darth Vader Wants to be President of Ukraine
Mar31

Darth Vader Wants to be President of Ukraine

I don’t think I’m making this up… I say that because, although it sounds completely absurd, I’ve seen it published elsewhere. Darth Vader wants to be the president of Ukraine. That is, a guy who dresses up in a Darth Vader costume. He’s serious though. Serious in that he’s always in costume as far as we can tell and that he wants to run for president. The guy won the presidential primary for the...

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Someone in Venice: Your Cat is a Dick
Mar29

Someone in Venice: Your Cat is a Dick

So here’s this. Someone in Los Angeles’ Venice neighborhood posted this sign sometime this week about an orange tabby cat that is, apparently, a total dick. It says it right there on the sign: Your cat is a dick. Said dickish cat is accused of harassment and cat-on-cat violence. And then the sign goes into the rant from the movie Taken. However, that was totally lost on whoever posted this at LAist (until someone pointed...

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Bane Cat? Bane Cat
Mar28

Bane Cat? Bane Cat

Is Bane Cat what you think it is? Only if you think it’s a cat dressed up and wreaking havoc like the Batman villain Bane. Speak of the devil and he shall appear. This concept may sound awfully stupid on the surface, but trust me. Watch the video. It’s funny stuff. From Robs Rants. Share and Enjoy !0Shares0...

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