This is What a $1 Million Bike Looks Like
Jun10

This is What a $1 Million Bike Looks Like

Here’s the perfect gift for the ultimate douchebag in your life. It’s the $1 million bike. Can you even ride it? Well, of course. That is, if you don’t mind getting all of that gold and those jewels a little scuffed up. I mean, it’s an extreme mountain bike. Extreme mountain biking is the perfect setting for precious metals and stones, isn’t it? Named the “The Beverly Hills Edition”, this...

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Watch This Guy Go Flying
Jun06

Watch This Guy Go Flying

So many questions here. First, what the hell is this contraption? Is is a forklift? Is a crane? Is it a forklift crane? Second, why the hell is this guy standing on the front platform? I mean, I know those things are easy to lower and raise. Why not let him off, drive where you have to drive to and then get him back on there if he’s actually needed on there? Nope. Not gonna do that! So this forklift crane thing is driving on...

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Mario is a Sociopath
Jun06

Mario is a Sociopath

This is the latest installment of Pete Holmes’ Realistic Mario, which pretends Super Mario Bros. is realistic. In this video, we learn about Mario and turtles and that he’s a sociopath. Catch another installment here. (these guys) Share and Enjoy !0Shares0...

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Dock, Gravity Do Not Appreciate Huge Wedding Party
Jun05

Dock, Gravity Do Not Appreciate Huge Wedding Party

We always enjoy human stupidity. Actually, scratch that. We only enjoy it when it results in something funny and/or horrible happening to those who exhibit it. How about this? Oh, we’ve got a HUGE wedding party because we are SO popular! Seriously, do you really need 48 people in your wedding party? No one wants to be in the church that long while all of those people march to the front and back. But here’s where we all...

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Compilation of Cinematic Table Flips
Jun04

Compilation of Cinematic Table Flips

Oh, this is glorious and while it is not new, it is… glorious. It is a compilation of cinematic table flips put together by a guy named Matt, who calls himself Roman Holiday. To be fair, we’re pretty sure there are a couple desk flips mixed in with the table flips, but that doesn’t make watching this any less awesome. That’s probably because it’s all set to the prelude to act 1 of Carmen. You can see the...

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John Oliver Takes on Cable Companies Over Net Neutrality
Jun04

John Oliver Takes on Cable Companies Over Net Neutrality

John Oliver did a segment on this past Sunday’s show slamming cable companies for trying to end net neutrality. And for good reason. The only winners in that scenario are large corporations, which could buy their own fast lane to deliver data on the Internet. That would stifle competition because any company without the money to pay for that fast lane would be stuck delivering an inferior online product. In this scenario, most...

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