Seriously. These people are f*cking TERRIFIED because there’s a rat in their subway car. They’re all yelling and screaming and standing on the seats and stuff. “Ohmygod! There’s a rat!” I mean, come on people! That rat is scared shitless. He doesn’t want to be on the subway with you. He wants to be there… Continue reading People Are Terrified by a Rat on the Subway
Man, I have no idea what the hell they’re saying here, but look out below! Everything is going swimmingly — see what I did there? — with this interview. The reporter casually sits down on the edge of the boat and then… right into the drink! It’s also interesting to note that the idiot sound… Continue reading And Here’s a Reporter Falling in a Lake
It took me a second, but this is indeed a Millennium Falcon car. It has the Millennium Falcon painted right there on it. It also has a cockpit on passenger’s side mirror. Inside sit Han Solo and Chewbacca action figures. The car is a sweet-ass 1974 Chevrolet Chevelle Malibu Classic. Actually, I’m not sure how sweet-ass… Continue reading Here’s the Millennium Falcon Car
Your Smart car isn’t so damn smart now, is it!? A group of six to eight people reportedly went on a Smart car tipping spree last night in San Francisco. Four such vehicles were found on their asses or upside down between last night and this morning. Vandals go on Smart car tipping spree. http://t.co/w60RlIwBGX… Continue reading People Are Flipping Smart Cars in San Francisco
What would happen if Mario and his enemies got into the real world somehow? That’s what John Huffnagle wondered. So he made this video. As you might expect, a lot of stuff gets broken. And watch out for those giant bullets as you drive down the road.
Just watch it and then let your mind run wild. Here’s what we know. These bros are pretty happy with themselves. They’re most likely drunk. They live in some part of the world that looks like a real dump, but they can still get track suits. And then they wear those track suits out to… Continue reading You Tell Me What’s Going on Here
I just could not stop laughing when I saw this. It comes from the Nebraska state speech championship, which was held last week. Although he was apparently poised enough to get up in front of a bunch of people and give a speech and be the fifth-best kid in the state in doing so, the… Continue reading Here’s a Kid Vomiting on the Medal Stand
I’d don’t even know what’s going on here. Obviously, some chick is trying to drive around in a child’s toy car. She’s probably drunk. She’s definitely stupid. She’s way too big for this thing for starters. There are some stairs behind her… Ah, to hell with it. Just watch the video. What do you think… Continue reading Toy Car FAIL!
Sorry. No blood guts. I think I probably would have puked if I saw the actual photo of this mishap instead of the x-ray. The x-ray is plenty though, isn’t it? We’re pretty sure you can imagine what this actually looked like. So yeah, that’s a chainsaw embedded in a guy’s neck. And guess what… Continue reading Here’s a Chainsaw Embedded in a Guy’s Neck
Maybe we’re overloading on the Game of Thrones stuff lately, but… GAME OF THRONES! The new season opens this Sunday if memory serves (and it usually doesn’t, but the sun shines on a dog’s ass every once in a while). This is called Game of Phones, presumably because it’s the Thrones opening done with emojis.… Continue reading Game of Thrones Opening: Emoji Version