Here’s today’s FAIL! Some guy is trying to do some exercises on some gymnastics rings. We’re told this is called a muscle up, but how the hell would we really know? Gymnastics are for girls. Very flexible girls… We’ll just have to take his word for it. What we can tell you is it didn’t… Continue reading Muscle Up FAIL!
There’s a Batman-themed golf cart because… well of course there is! Of course, only someone with Bruce Wayne’s wealth will be able to afford it. You’ll just have to construct your own. It’s called The Gotham Golfcart and it’s just a wee $35,000 at Hammacher Schlemmer. On a related note, has anyone ever bought any… Continue reading Batman-Themed Golf Cart? Batman-Themed Golf Cart
Police chases usually end pretty predictably. The perp’s vehicle usually ends up getting disabled somehow, which forces that person to pull over and make a run for it. Inevitably, they get caught and beat down by about 10 officers. Because that’s how many police officers it takes to subdue one guy. Or so they would… Continue reading The Best Way to End a Police Chase
So this guy’s dad is very easily frightened and that’s pretty funny. The son has found all kinds of different ways to scare the old man — saying things like Schwarzenegger, bonjourno and Caroline Wozniacki. The reaction is always the same. A startled jump and an “Oh!” Sometimes there’s an f-bomb dropped in for good measure.… Continue reading Compilation of Son Scaring his Dad
I’m sorry, but I’m going to have to laugh at this guy and so should you. Here’s some footage from some golf tournament this week. It’s pretty run-of-the-mill stuff except for the thud in the background. That thud is a spectator riding one of those Rascal motorized scooters smashing into a tree. I hesitated to… Continue reading Guy Crashes Rascal into Tree at Golf Tournament
This is from The Pete Holmes Show. It’s called Realistic Mario: Yoshi. Basically, what if Super Mario World were realistic? Well, you probably wouldn’t mess with a hungry dinosaur. Or ride him for that matter. Here, Mario, Luigi and the gang find that out.
This is a story about failure. Failure to attain a goal, not because of lack of effort, but because you’ve been damned by the gods. Damned with either no depth perception or really terrible reflexes. This is Nana. She’s a dog. She cannot catch a treat in her mouth to save her life. In fact,… Continue reading Dog Has Zero Depth Perception
Boy do I love when publicly-elected officials get caught being the jackasses they really are. This is Rep. Joe Garcia, a Democrat from Florida. He’s got something in his ear and he’s more than happy to pick it out while he’s on camera on C-SPAN. He’s even happier to jam that finger that he just… Continue reading Rep. Joe Garcia Picks Something Out of His Ear, Eats It
You know, because he had to break a bunch of pots to find precious jewels! (These guys)
There’s one in every group! (These guys)