This has been a long time coming. I just can’t do it anymore. This site has become a mental drain on me. I quit. Don’t get me wrong. I love this site. I bought it for Christ’s sake. I just have too many other things going on. And so, like Jase before me, I learned that… Continue reading I Quit!
There’s absolutely nothing funny about being kicked in the nuts. I know this. I’ve been kicked in the nuts. Frankly, the penalty for kicking someone in the nuts should be that the person who got kicked then has the option to saw off the kicker’s leg with a rusty hacksaw. That being said, I have a… Continue reading Nut Shot!
Presto Flo is a rapper. At least that’s what I’m told. I could really care less. And no, he’s not getting blown in the water. He’s getting blown into water. Like by the wind. Because he’s the kind of dude that the wind can blow wherever it so pleases. Yeah, Presto Flo was taking some sweet-ass… Continue reading Presto Flo Gets Blown Out to Sea
You know it’s coming. That dog certainly doesn’t though. I would be willing to bet he will never go anywhere near a fish again. But hey, the fish got eaten and the dog just got wet, so maybe it’s ultimately dog: 1, fish: 0.
I would like to know what editor let this slide through into print. One who obviously doesn’t have a gutter mind like the rest of us. Hey, it’s Breeder’s Cup week here in Los Angeles. If you’re unfamiliar, The Breeder’s Cup is more or less the Super Bowl of horse racing. Bob Baffert is a… Continue reading This is an Awful Headline
This was found at Universal City Walk in Los Angeles. California, minus an L, plastered on the front of someone’s car window because that’s pretty sweet, bro! Reminds me of the dude with the No Ragrets tattoo in We’re the Millers. Also, sweet-ass custom seat, bro! You’ve really pimped out your ride! Who wants to bet… Continue reading Misspelled California Window Sticker
Brad Pitt made an appearance on Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis. It features Zach telling Brad he’s a shitty actor, some not-so-vague Jennifer Aniston references and a quick guest appearance by Louis CK. Great stuff!
There’s all kinds of stuff going on in this video. Yes, it’s old, but it was just thrown online today and oh, my, god. First of all, this happened in Höfðatorg, Iceland. So, we’ve got couple of clowns trying to drive into a locked parking garage. Why? Not sure, but they were probably up to no good.… Continue reading Car vs. Parking Garage Door
If you’re looking for a really dirty hooker, you should probably check with this guy. The cane tells us he’s obviously a pimp. A pimp who has stationed his throne directly in front of a dumpster… Speaking of, do you think the hooker will emerge from the dumpster? That would be awesome!
How do you scare the crap out of unwitting people in a photo booth? With a false back, of course. This was set up at a bar in downtown Los Angeles. People pile in to get their photos taken, the camera starts snapping pictures and then all of a sudden, a creepy-looking dude appears behind… Continue reading Haunted Photo Booth