I Quit!

This has been a long time coming. I just can’t do it anymore. This site has become a mental drain on me. I quit. Don’t get me wrong. I love this site. I bought it for Christ’s sake. I just have too many other things going on. And so, like Jase before me, I learned that… Continue reading I Quit!

Nut Shot!

There’s absolutely nothing funny about being kicked in the nuts. I know this. I’ve been kicked in the nuts. Frankly, the penalty for kicking someone in the nuts should be that the person who got kicked then has the option to saw off the kicker’s leg with a rusty hacksaw. That being said, I have a… Continue reading Nut Shot!

Fish: 1, Dog: 0

You know it’s coming. That dog certainly doesn’t though. I would be willing to bet he will never go anywhere near a fish again. But hey, the fish got eaten and the dog just got wet, so maybe it’s ultimately dog: 1, fish: 0.

His Pimp Hand is Strong

If you’re looking for a really dirty hooker, you should probably check with this guy. The cane tells us he’s obviously a pimp. A pimp who has stationed his throne directly in front of a dumpster… Speaking of, do you think the hooker will emerge from the dumpster? That would be awesome!